do she got a booty
Same to you broccoli
Actual Advice Mallard
Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…
That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.
Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…
That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.
That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…
and then the dog died.
CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.
I will never not reblog this
lol this makes no fucking sense
She’s So Dumb
Reblogging for the epicness of the above comments^
That awkward moment when you were miraculously conceived, grew up, lived in a nice home with internet and electricity, when your dog was the one who raised you, and then your dog ate too much kibble (which is the equivalent of committing suicide).
Jade Harley, ladies and gentlemen.
to be fair someone just told the kid to kill herself.
it was their idea of retaliating against the bully however misguided it might have been so leave the kid alone
this week on tumblr:
- yahoo buying tumblr
- “bitch I might be”
- POKEMON FUSION
Another anon wanted Haunter/Cubone and since everything I touch becomes nightmarish well… this happened
A Haunter possessing the armless decaying corpse of a Cubone HELL YEAH
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.