obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

niknak79:

Same to you broccoli

meme-spot:

Actual Advice Mallard

maidoflightning:

budgie-chan:

amberleilastar:

el3ctric-angel:

life-everlasting:

goontravis:

Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…
That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.

Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…

That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.

That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…

and then the dog died.

CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.

dead 

I will never not reblog this 

lol this makes no fucking sense

crying omfg 

Dead.

She’s So Dumb

Reblogging for the epicness of the above comments^


That awkward moment when you were miraculously conceived, grew up, lived in a nice home with internet and electricity, when your dog was the one who raised you, and then your dog ate too much kibble (which is the equivalent of committing suicide).

Jade Harley, ladies and gentlemen.

to be fair someone just told the kid to kill herself.

it was their idea of retaliating against the bully however misguided it might have been so leave the kid alone

toeianimation:

bye grandma

toeianimation:

bye grandma

seekingvakarian:

this week on tumblr:

  • yahoo buying tumblr
  • “bitch I might be”
  • POKEMON FUSION

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Another anon wanted Haunter/Cubone and since everything I touch becomes nightmarish well… this happened

A Haunter possessing the armless decaying corpse of a Cubone HELL YEAH

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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